by bossychick~ so here's my 25-
1- I laughed until I cried, twice, during Spring Break, over Planner cramming, full force, into a glass door (#21 on her list), I'm smiling just thinking about it, but that's another blog for another day, and yes we have pictures!... and no, I didn't laugh until I cried in front of her, I waited until I got in bed.
2- Baby Girl is Houdini, she can un-lock deadbolts, doorknobs and any other obstacle you can think of.
3- I realize that I am officially a 'dorky aunt', my nieces and nephews haven't voiced it, but I can tell they think it.
4- I love love love all the flowers blooming, I think they are so beautiful, I love that my yard has 4 different colors of azalea's, and I don't mind the pollen, probably because I am one of the only people I know that isn't affected by it.
5- I am about to pee on myself to see Clash of the Titan's, I literally get an adrenaline rush when I see the commercial, when I was a kid I used to watch the original over and over, and I used to think it looked so real, my favorite was the Pegasus, but I've seen it since I've been an adult and its practically clay-mation!
6- I want to stone Mr. Planner and Mr. Baby for going to see Clash of the Titan's without me... I have informed them they are dead to me, so if in the future, I refer to Baby and Planner as widows, this is why.
7- I can't wait for all these babies to be born so I can snuggle them and then give them back and go home and sleep all night.
8- I am going to call Planner's baby Billy Ray, if its a boy ( see her # 7 and # 8, and you'll get this), I might call it this, if its a girl, too.
9- now more than ever, I am SOOOO glad that I'm not pregnant, everyone has been waiting for me to announce that I'm pregnant, since I'm the only chick out of the '08 four, that's not having a '10 baby, but I'm not and I'm glad. Also, I work at the Department of Redundancy Department.
10- In my head I'm still 25.
11- My husband is constantly being told he looks way younger than he really is, a lady last week thought he was in his early 20's.....he's 38.
12- btw, nobody thinks I'm younger than I am
13- My mother is the best person I know.
14- My mother gets on my nerves more than any other person I know! She says she's going to have a T-shirt made to wear when she's with me that says, ' Her last nerve is MINE'. I liken her to Fred Astaire, because she tap dances so well, right on top of my last nerve!
15- I love how Planner's baby and Baby Girl get excited about seeing each other, when we're in the car and we pass their road, Baby Girl points down the road and calls his name.
16- I wrecked a bike, like an 8 year old, duringSpring Break. I think it was a God-smack for laughing so hard at Planner's glass door mis-hap.
17- I'm tired of shaving my armpits, I won't stop doing it, I'm just tired of it.
18- We went to the beach last Friday, and I don't like it when the super-hot chick in the pink bikini, sits in the most unattractive position that one can sit and still looks awesome. I don't fault her though, because if I looked like she looks,I would have been there naked, just sayin'.
19- Anytime I see somebody that shouldn't be wearing what they're wearing, Rod Stewart's 'If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy...' goes through my head, sometimes I even sing it out loud.
20- Note: man in the blue Speedo at the beach, if you happen to be reading this, yes, I was singing to you. Drunkard walking by with beer bottles who said 'Sing it girl!', no, I wasn't singing to you.
21- While eating her Easter candy Baby Girl handed me a huge laugh. She started talking and chocolate oozed out of her mouth which made The Boy gag. I had just asked one of the older kids to hand me a wipe and that's when the gagging started, all he could say was ' I can't!!'
22- I can't get enough of Biggest Loser on NBC. I love it and usually decide to start an exercise program, and then just end up eating a snack while I watch it.
23- The smell of coconut is my favorite these days, ever since the 'Beach' Scentsy car freshener I bought, I can't get over it.
24- My older brother is my favorite to tell funny stories to, he not only thinks the story is as funny as I think it is, but he will also roll on the floor about it. I told him something that The Boy did recently, and he literally hit the floor laughing.
25- I wish I could skip across the jetties at the beach like I could when I was young, Sassy once told me I was part mountain goat while we we're there, almost 20 years ago (yikes! 20 years ago). I was there last Friday and told that story, then decided to go out on the rocks. My head said you can do it, my body said Ha! I gave up after hobbling three rocks from the shore ( might have been another God-smack, this time for making fun of Sassy). I was walking back to my spot on the beach and the friend who was with me said, 'Look at him! He's running across the rocks!', I turn to look at this freak of nature, who must be some young teenager... it was my 38 year old husband!!! GEEZ!
That is all, You do what I say- Bossy
Your right, the bike was a God smack, wait for the next one that is coming as you did laugh very hard at me, more than twice, I'm just sayin...
Posted by: plannerchick | April 12, 2010 at 11:11 AM
I laughed more than twice, but it was only twice that I cried, lol
Posted by: bossychick | April 12, 2010 at 12:54 PM
I'm readyfor babies to get here also. You can snuggle mine all you want. In my head I'm still 18 and feel like I have to wear a ring on my finger so that people don't think I'm a teeny bopper with 3 kids. I know get real Socialchick!
Posted by: socialchick | April 13, 2010 at 09:33 AM
You are so funny and I love you. Very proud you love my (young) son. Thank you for not putting anything about me on this. m-i-l
Posted by: Margaret Bennett | April 13, 2010 at 09:37 AM
I love you too, m-i-l and I'm saving somethings for later, lol
Posted by: bossychick | April 13, 2010 at 10:21 AM
You C-R-A-C-K me up!! And I am and will always be 25!
Posted by: singerchick | April 13, 2010 at 01:24 PM
You seriously crack me up! Every thought about being a commedian?
Posted by: Jessica W. | April 13, 2010 at 05:53 PM
I Love you!!! Great job on the 25. Your husband does not look younger than you! If I tried to skip the Rocks, I wouldn't make it across the first one. The older I get the more clumbsy I become. I scare my husband everytime I go down stairs. LOL!!!
Posted by: Amy | April 13, 2010 at 08:17 PM
Your husband sucks. And you are half mountain goat but goats get old...like you did. Your husband is a freak of nature which never ages.
Posted by: sassychick | April 14, 2010 at 03:48 PM