why, why, why?

by socialchick~ I guess since I'm home all the time Mr. Social thinks that silly things are my fault. The chicks love to laugh at some of the things he ask "why" about, so I thought I would share a few with you.

 Why are all of the paci's missing?  Because I have stolen them from Little Sis so that I can suck on them in the middle of the night.

Why is there a pencil in Little Sis's closet?  Because I have started manufacturing pencils and I didn't want the government to find out!

Why is the van door open?  Because I wanted all of our friendly critters to have a new home!

Why is there a diaper in a pretend buggy along with a baby doll and pretend diaper bag? Because I have lost my mind and thought the baby doll had a poopy diaper?

Why is there an earwig on my side of the bed?  Because I wanted it to bite you in the middle of the night for asking me these stupid questions!

So now I ask you Mr. Social, why did we have kids?  So that you can ask me all of these stupid questions.

At least he doesn't ask me why the kitchen isn't clean or why he doesn't have any clean underwear, or what have you done all day. So I think I can handle the silly questions!

Have you ever been blamed for something silly?

Comments

[plannerchick]

My fave will always be the paci's, priceless!

[sassychick]

Why did the kids get out a yogurt and not eat it?

Because they wouldn't swallow when I pinned them on ground and poured it down their throat.

[plannerchick]

I forgot to add this:

Why doesn't little bit have socks on? My feet get cold and so will his!

Because I am launching a boot camp on our son, I want him rough and tough and able to make it through any element. This week is cold feet training. Should he ever get lost in the artic without shoes!

[singerchick]

next time i need a smart and witty answer for mr. singer, i'm calling ya'll. and it's gotta be good cause you know he'll try to top it.

[babychick]

love your comebacks!