Me: Once we’re finished with the doctor we’re going to head to the drug store.
Lane: What!!! The DRUG STORE?
Me: Yes Lane
Lane: Will we be arrested????
Me: No Lane. These are good drugs. Drugs your doctor says you need.
Lane: But will I get it trouble for taking drugs?
Me: No. You have to take these. As long as you take what the doctor says to take them, no more, no less, you are ok.
Lane: What if the police see us?
Me: Well nothing will happen. We are not breaking the law.
PHARMACIST OVERHEARS CONVERSATION… TELLER AT COUNTER RINGS UP DRUGS…. MORAL OF THIS STORY... Im an idiot and could not understand why this was such an issue...WELL PROBABLY because we referred to it for 6 years as MEDICINE....USE THE WORD MEDICINE.
WE ARRIVE AT DRUG STORE…
Lane: Is everything in here DRUGS?
Me: No son. Its just like Crapmart.
Pharmacist: Mr. Gainey…please come sign your name on this line. This will mean that you promise to NEVER take bad drugs. Only the drugs your doctor tells you to take.
Lane: Yes sir. LOOK! I HAVE DRUGS!
Me: Lane, please be quiet.
Lane: Does this candy and gum have DRUGS in it?
Sounds to me like you have done an above-average job on relating the dangers of illegal DRUG use. Yep, MEDICINE is the word. Hope your dollbaby is better real quick!
Posted by: Laura | October 17, 2009 at 08:31 PM
funny!
Posted by: photochick | October 20, 2009 at 09:02 PM
He's the kind of kid always keeping you on your toes. Too funny!
Posted by: singerchick | October 22, 2009 at 03:09 PM