by sassychick ~ So you know my pattern. Get really busy, no blogs, then get a second, blog fifty times in a row. I apologize, in advance.
30 things I wish my parents knew
1. My kids will not die if I serve them non-organic food.
2. My kids will not experience lasting brain damage from the occasional use of aerosol hairspray.
3. If you don’t hear from me within 10 minutes of the first call, don’t immediately assume I am dead.
4. Rain making the road slick is not reason enough to lock ourselves indoors for the weekend.
5. Boys are different than girls. Just because I didn’t jump from the couch to the bed, doesn’t mean my boys are hyperactive.
6. When my boys have a cold it is not directly a result of the red dye # 5 I served them a week ago in the form of *GASP* Kool-Aid.
7. I do serve the kids three meals a day, even when you can’t get around to reminding me.
8. My boys love you more than you can ever even think of imagining, even when you think they don’t, they do.
9. My husband likes you. He is just not talkative. I can tell how that can throw you, seeing I like to talk, just a little, all the time, about anything. I can see where that would be confusing. I married my opposite.
10. Trees are not as important as having space for a pool.
11. We really did buy a good enough boat that you can ride on it without being so scared. Rest assured it will not sink somewhere in the gulf.
12. We will not let the kids drown if the boat sinks, somewhere in the gulf.
13. I catch myself saying the same stuff you told me that I thought was totally ridiculous, except now it seems completely logical.
14. I don’t want the kids to look like “throw away children” either.
15. It annoys me just as much as you when there is dirt under their nails.
16. The E rating on an x-box game does NOT stand for Expect that this game will be inappropriate.
17. Sometimes I do stuff just to get a reaction. Because I wasn’t allowed to as a child. That’s probably where my kids get it from.
18. I really do listen to your advice and even consider some of it.
19. Sometimes I’m tired just because I have a lot going on. Not because I am not taking One Source multi-vitamins from the whole foods store three times a day.
20. B-12 is not the answer to all of life’s mysteries. Neither is cod oil.
21. Mom – let Daddy have a Diet Coke. It will not kill him.
22. Neither will sweet and low
23. or Splenda
24. Drinking decaffeinated coffee is pointless.
25. Sugar is better than orange peel when making pancakes.
26. Sugar is also better than wheatgerm.
27. I couldn’t be more thankful that you never based my success on the amount of college education I completed. You always based it on my relationship with Christ. And because of that, I always felt successful.
28. Mom, you still are the most beautiful woman I know.
29. Dad, I had no problem passionately loving my heavenly father because you were simply the best example of a father’s love.
30. You were, bar none, the best parents any child could have hoped to get, ever.